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Land Oyster 

A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter
Carrie smells like a land oyster
Land Oyster by Toad McSwampmister December 31, 2019

land oyster 

land oyster by Stubbs July 14, 2003

Land Oyster

While the "Land Oyster" can be known and used as a Noun or a verb in the exact same context, its origins take us back to the start of the new millenium in Melbourne, Australia.. the, at the time.. common land oyster was in its prime,. and absolute ingenius, free, sustainable and eco friendly solution to the pressing issue, for early teens getting harassed by transit police, unstable train station staff and other affiliate adults. being an aussie 1-13 year old, when dealing with these degenrate creatures, (after unwarrented provocation the urge almost, necessity to spit on them.. but hocking up a decent lugie was to noisey, as was a normal spitting action with force.. but some knz kids had worked out, if you cup your hand, gather all your mouth saliva together.. load it into your hand, then with like a horizontal over arm elbow spun hand flick (almost like a 'spinner' in cricket... but instead of releasing a cricket ball to a batsmen, you are silently covering the intended victim in what looks like, moves like and quite cleverly named a "Land Oyster" They were prevalent on the victims back , there was fully automatic skills, all sorts.. and there was no inbetween, victims either had a single oyster, or and entire cult that they were unaware of..
"oi there's that dog jack that pulled me off the train last week, im gunna follow him for a bit and give him a few land oysters..
Land Oyster by RIPknotz March 16, 2026

oysters of the land 

A term to describe pistachio nuts.
With their shells, the way they are eaten and their morish nature, "oysters of the land" has become an apt description for pistachios.
"Pistachios truly are the oysters of the land" ...*slurp*.

I am going to buy myself some oysters of the land.
oysters of the land by The_ALCH November 25, 2023

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026