penis ear 

Person who wears a phallic bluetooth earpiece as a fashion statement, even while not driving or talking on the phone.

"You look so fabulous with that Lieutenant Uhuru earpiece!", he said to the punk with the penis ear.

penis ear by Barkcash June 3, 2006

Ear penis 

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

Ear penis by Mrinfectedtesticles March 5, 2020

ear penis 

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

ear penis by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

penis earlobe

When you are bored on Urban Dictionary and you type random shit

"Wow im going to be a dumbass and type in something that doesnt exist. Hmm what should that be! Oh Penis Earlobe!"

Said by probably you.

penis earlobe by Bruuuuuu😭 October 2, 2022

Penis with ears 

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.

Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.

Penis with ears by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004