Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

Muck Spreading by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

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Muck Spreading

Muck Spreading (verb) - The jetison of spent semen from your partners anus by means of farting or shitting or both at the same time.

Tracey spread her butts and farted the spent muck right back onto my Japs Eye.
"Bullseye, you Muck Spreading bitch, I grunted!"

Muck Spreading by Ozzer Onzer May 17, 2006

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Muck spraying

Shitting into a running fan spraying poop all around to mark territory like a hippo.

I waa totally caught muck spraying my exs room after squatting into her box fan like Escobars cocaine hippos!

Muck spraying by Mitch McConner November 28, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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