Black Russian
(Blak•Rə•shen) n. A homemade alcoholic beverage that consists of the cheapest or the second cheapest vodka/toilet water and homemade purple Kool-aid, rendering a mixture that is as ghetto as fried chicken and grape Kool-Aid sippin’ n swangin w/ the dickies shorts Walmart chain necklace wearin loitering and loud domestic abuse situations type lifestyle while at the same time as Russian as chain-smoking and incest while getting beaten by a Bubushka as the local police laugh and place bets on it, then being beaten by the local police shortly after while the bubushka stares at you with disdain and chain-smokes
Homie #1: “Say bruh, u got any Dr. Thunder or Shasta fo’ dis Tilamook?”
Homie #2: “No just some mo’ purple Kool-Aid n Splenda packets I jacked from da gas station, fam.”
Homie #1: “Damn bruh, dis vodka is like burnt pubes, barstools and rubbin’ alcohol, n I’m so sick of deez muggafuggin’ Black Russians, I keep throwin’ up erry 25 minutes!”
Homie #3: “Jus kill yourself, nigga.”
Homie #2: “No just some mo’ purple Kool-Aid n Splenda packets I jacked from da gas station, fam.”
Homie #1: “Damn bruh, dis vodka is like burnt pubes, barstools and rubbin’ alcohol, n I’m so sick of deez muggafuggin’ Black Russians, I keep throwin’ up erry 25 minutes!”
Homie #3: “Jus kill yourself, nigga.”
Black Russian by Smackbaggot October 17, 2020