hydrant

does anyone have to use the hydrant?

excuse me a second, i've gotta use the hydrant.

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Hydrant

Your not going to stick that Hydrant in me, it would split me wide open.

Hydrant by Avienn September 11, 2009

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a person who attracts the (often unwanted) attention of dogs.

see fire hydrant.

"he's always flirting with girls he wouldn't date in a million years."

"yeah, he's a total hydrant"

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A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

Hydrant by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

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This refers to fear mongering by the media and political groups, to manipulate the public, by emphasizing things that could cause fright.

The storylines about disease, war and climate are designed to have viewers drink from a fear hydrant!

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During sexual intercorse you piss and nut in the chicks ear.

Ya she still can't hear her boyfriend decided to pull a reverse fire hydrant on her.

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Example: "Not only did I get fired but my wife left me. This day has been a total shit hydrant."

shit hydrant by Ryo-FFXIV November 11, 2013

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