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benchwarmer 

someone who does not play because either

-Their Coaches are fucking retards and dont like them
-Others kids ahve the coaches balls in their mouth
-they are terrible
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Benchwarmer means

1. "how come bob doesnt play?"
"because he told coach john to go fuck himself"

2. "Why does anthony play over bob?"
"because anthony has the coaches cock in his mouth"

3. "How come billy hasnt played yet?"
"Because he is fat and terrible"

Benchwarmer 

Benchwarmer is:
1) In sport, when player is not playing because he is on replacement.
2) In life, when someone is not trying to reach something in the goal of life
1) Defoe is not playing because he is on replacement, today will play Roman Pavlyuchenko.
2) He have not realised this plan because he is not doing somethig for that. Benchwarmer!
Benchwarmer by maxeQ January 31, 2009

Benchwarmer 

Someone who plays on a team, but does not start.
Sal, I'm sorry, but your a benchwarmer for today's game.
Benchwarmer by Matthew Delgado September 4, 2016

Benchwarmer 

A guy who doesnt get girls or is too scared to go for it
Brock: You were suppoesed to kiss Lauren, what happend?

Brady: I got scared man

Brock: Your such a benchwarmer !!
Benchwarmer by Jock059 January 7, 2010

benchwarmer 

joey likes to benchwarmer

Benchwarmer 

The Social Athlete who doesn't get a start in the big game anymore.
"Get Tim on the phone, or else he's gonna miss his go on the beer bong"....."Already tried him... he's not coming out tonight, the f!#*&@! benchwarmer"
Benchwarmer by TheAthlete November 2, 2014