ass baby 

1. A medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by anal sex and/or birthed through the anal cavity.

2. A human so hideous that only an ass could have produced such a thing.

Dora gave birth to a beautiful ass baby boy last night.

Carrot Top is an ass baby.

ass baby by JonD July 25, 2008

Ass Baby 

One who was conceived by their parents anal sex, a small amount of cum drips into their vagina therefore creating the ass baby. This ass baby is inherently terrible at anything and everything that they do.

-Oh wow look at Jebadiah he sucks at life.

-Yeah i know he is a total Ass Baby.

Ass Baby by Hauss Piece July 20, 2011

ass baby 

A very very large bowel movement

ass baby by Roderick October 16, 2003

ass baby 

When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.

The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.

ass baby by willdbeast May 2, 2006

Ass Baby 

The offspring of a gay man who has been anally impregnated by his lover. Ass babies typically resemble demons and have razor sharp claws that cause much damage during the birth. They typically display hatred towards everyone and are very aggressive.The birthing process results in high fatality rates for the father, especially in low income families where the father cannot have the Ass Baby killed immediately post-birth.

Terrence gave birth to an Ass Baby last night in his one bedroom apartment while his boyfriend watched. They were both subsequently murdered.

Ass Baby by TheFoose June 18, 2010

ass baby 

n. a vomit-inducing, hideously deformed mass of a human female.

SWEET SATAN!!!! I can't eat with that ass baby sitting a mere ten feet from me. I can feel my salad comming up.

ass baby by Blasphemer_0 January 20, 2005

ass baby 

Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.

My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.

ass baby by slicksal October 24, 2006