Java

Java! A different Word for Coffee.

Xabier, did You want any Java this Morning!?

Java by Mr. Baby Boys Blue June 2, 2015

Java

A programming language commonly used as a solution to everything and anything.

Just do it in java!
Fix it... with java!

java;

Java by Nidht October 12, 2004

Java

A programming language praised for its versatility and multiplatform support; however, also carrying ridiculous amounts of overhead, using a fuckton of system resources, and generally being a pain in the ass to program in.

Praising Java for fitting on many platforms is like praising anal sex for fitting both sexes.

Java by Elvarg July 28, 2008

java

coffee

java by plan B November 6, 2003

java

A programming language despised by many veteran programmers as it allows interns to do 95% of the things they do in half the time and without their pasty complexion, decades of hard graft and countless weekends lost at the Games Workshop.

The veterans wear the forbidden knowledge of pointer arithmetic and varargs as a badge of status and power in much the same way as a fat middle aged shift manager at McDonalds would dangle a large bunch of from a belt clip in the hope of jabbing his pudgy, nicotine stained finger into a confused and vulnerable trainee.

"Garbage collection! That's what Biffa do isn't it?"

java by JdeMolay February 24, 2005

java

Some part of Indonesia.

java by ---- March 3, 2003

java

A fully object-oriented programming language. Despised by some, it does not compile to machine code as most languages do, but rather to some "bytecode" that is interpreted by the Java Virtual Machine, which is basically emulation no matter what Sun says. Java programs run relatively slowly, but the syntax is pretty easy, and based on C and C++.

Java is a slow mid-level programming language.
System.out.println ("This is java.");

java by M Daniell August 1, 2004