microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic

Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.

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a word best used to describe Kerry Brown 's penis/brain

oooh ooh Kerry, look in the microscope - yoou're dick has grown. Oh no, false alarm. It's just a skinny hair.

microscopic by ruler November 5, 2003

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Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face

What about Dominic

Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic

Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch

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the size of your cranium and your IQ

“Wow bro, Your Cranium Is So Microscopic!”

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{John} YOUR PENIS IS MICROSCOPIC HAHA
{Harold} STFU JOHN. YOURS IS TOO.
{John} …

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"James willy is very microscopic."

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The length of one's dick and the size of one's balls

"Yo is that Dylan" - Person 1

"OMG yes it is, I bet is dick is so microscopic he will be a virgin forever" - Person 2

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