Bacel

BACON IN A BAGEL

I made a bagel with bacon in it for breakfast, it’s a bacel. Any less bacon and it would literally be a bagel.

by Bacon Bagelton April 16, 2021

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Backlit

Ejaculating an unfathomable amount of cum on a human males back, typically after engaging in homoerotic activities with a male (or trans male).
The word is stemmed from the phrase "light up my back."

"Dude, how was Thailand? Did you get any of their cheap sex massages?"
"Naw dude, I paid them extra to backlit me! It was awesome!"

by Svensk och Indisk Pojke September 26, 2019

Bachle

Glaswegian An unkept individual. Bachles usually wear clothes that are crumpled and ill-fitting.

Och, look at that shackly wee bachle!

by c.linguist August 12, 2020

Momento Bacalhau

A portuguese "Bruh Moment" same use.
Um "Bruh Moment" português.

A: We have to sing the song and nobody knows the lyrics
B: Momento Bacalhau bro

A: Quando tens de cantar uma música e não sabes a letra
B: Momento Bacalhau

by FlavioMendes November 12, 2021

Babeland

a seemingly fake sex toy store made up for the description of fleshlight.

why does babeland exist?

no one knows...

by Kumtukey fly chimken September 25, 2019

Bohemian Bachelor

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.

I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020