A horrible disease that effects an NBA center particularly of a Joakim Noah type that disables them to preform any basketball activities with any efficiency.
Did you hear about Shaq? Yea I think he came down with a badcase of the sartin.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.