brownnosing 

dick riding, suckin up to your manager at work, got ur head up thier ass. named as it is because if u have ur head up their ass, ur nose will be brown because of the poo from the bum

that stupid twat is brownnosing! stupid brownnosing twat!

brownnosing by Paul J September 29, 2003

brownelling 

When you are an 18 year old man and forget a condom and you're forced to have dry anal with a 15 year old.

Do you have a condom, bro?
Nah sorry
It's all good I'm fine just brownelling her.

brownelling by alexbrownell November 30, 2016

Brownling 

A small child of Indian or otherwise, brown descent. May also be use for a child of mixed background with at least one half being Indian or brown.

My wife is Bengali, and we have such a cute little brownling daughter.

Brownling by Adam May 13, 2005

blowholing 

The art of ejaculating in a woman's nostril.

Crackho: Where were you last night?
Zzyzx: I was blowholing this fat chick and she sneezed it all over me.

blowholing by Zzyzxy December 14, 2008

brownseling

The counseling of your horrible eyebrows.

You need brownseling.

brownseling by Browtender Chicago October 7, 2018

Brownphoning 

The act of purchasing mobile phone technology, and the customization of said devices of a subordinate, to mimic their bosses in a blatant attempt to pander and ingratiate.

"John is totally brownphoning the CFO. He picked up an iPhone G3 in the same color and even set his ringtone to 'We Built This City' by Jefferson Starship."

Brownphoning by ShockLobster September 24, 2009

Blowholing 

When falling asleep and you catch yourself snoring and blow out in forceful manner as you wake up

He was falling asleep and began blowholing

Blowholing by Blowholing May 28, 2018