Jane Smith is watching eastenders eating crisps

John Smith: same, except for the crisps lol!
Jane Smith: u can have some of mine if u want!
John Smith: yum, I've got to go shopping tomorrow I am gonna stock up on crisps!
Joe Bloggs: I'm going shopping tomorrow wanna join me?
John Smith: Yea sounds good, where u wanna meet?
Joe Bloggs: outside the station be ok for u?
John Smith: ok, what time?
Joe Bloggs: about 10ish?
John Smith: ok dude see ya then
Joe Bloggs: Maybe grab lunch at the cafe?
John Smith: defo I love their sausage and mushroom baguette mmmm to die for
Joe Bloggs: nah their breakfast roll, full english in a roll can't beat it!
Jane Smith: leave my status alone u facebook status hijackers!

facebook status hijacker by fishsticks25 August 7, 2010

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Hijacker

A Hijacker could be defined as one who masturbates on a plane. This could also be considered as "sneaking into the mile high club."

Upon his return to the United States, the world traveler shares his experience of masturbating over the Atlantic Ocean. His only defense was "Who can't go 8 hours without choking it?" Phil rightfully names him the "Hijacker."

Hijacker by MikeydaV May 26, 2006

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hijackeoke

The act of pouncing at the opportunity to perform somebody else's karaoke request when the DJ is met with silence when he/she calls their name.

DJ: "Alex, is going to perform Stormzy Shut Up, Alex... Alex are you here?"
Friend: "Hijackeoke?"
Me: "Hijackeoke..."

hijackeoke by RowlGarcia March 30, 2017

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