SMHLAU 

Shaking my head laughing at you

After seeing my digital art my friend said, "SMHLAU".

SMHLAU by bran401 March 26, 2021

Schlau 

The definition of Schlau REALLY is... Amazing. Even though Schlau sounds like a german cussword, it is often taken for granted. Schlau is very mysterious, sexy, and cool. It's a word that can be twisted yet refined. Schlau is intelligent, mature, and responsible

Man that person must be a Schlau

Schlau by We UP September 19, 2011

Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.

Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?

Schlaunching by Frederick Grumbledink October 14, 2017

Schlaught 

being really Slutty! a major whore

damn can you belive that shes wearing that!

i know she looks like a total schlaught!

Schlaught by TwinkleBabii June 28, 2010

Schlaum

Schlaum~ To be in a constant state of relaxation after having experienced a sustained period of activity or stress. A verb originating from Ireland to describe a individual who is restless due to the after effects of alcohol and is now seeking peace by relaxing in bed or on a couch while occasionally making loud droning noises to accentuate their current fragile state of mind.

Wife: Why don't you clean out the car? Its a mess. You're lazy and I'm sick of it.
Husband: Please just leave me alone I'm dying of a hangover and I just want to schlaum.
Wife. I'm leaving you.

Schlaum by Big John and the Buffs March 7, 2014

schlauch 

The source of all things mighty and phenominal

That Schlauch sure is mighty and phenominal

schlauch by Fosho June 6, 2003

Schlaughterkök 

Male genitalia of fearsome and terrifying presence and power. Legendary conquering skill and force. Transverses realms natural and spiritual. To be feared and never left unguarded.
Specific origin unknown but believed to be unique to eastern Europe. ( See " Vnad the Impaler " )

"The entire Village of Virgins was wiped out in one night, the latest victims in the furious legacy of Schlaughterkök."

Schlaughterkök by cyclopath August 6, 2015