manpom

A pad used by men inside their underwear, covering the rectal impact zone, to prevent skid marks and / or shit stains on their underwear. Traditionally lays flat over the crack like a woman's panty liner, but could also be a wad of toilet paper wedged between the soiled ass cheeks.

On his first date, John improvised a manpom after shitting in the restaurant bathroom.

by Robby Hype March 26, 2021

mansome

Mansome is essentially handsome with a few differences. The preferred referred is expected to be unshaven and their hair unkempt. The rest of them however is very fit and attractive to the female. It is used especially in conversation when physical sexual attraction (and not much else) is implied.

Did you see Joey after he got out of prison ? I could do him in a heartbeat, he was so mansome !"

by dw8177 July 25, 2016

Mancome

The financial advantage generated by the partnership between two males in a household.

The average U.S. household mancome is 75% more than the traditional male/female household income. "Unlike Adam and Steve, we don't have the mancome to shop at WholeFoods", said Rebecca.

by Amanda Kiss January 13, 2009

MandoMoneyShot

When you convince your significant other to perform oral sex on you in complete darkness. Unbeknownst to your significant other, you have carefully stashed a Boba Fett mask nearby, along with an adjustable portable desk light (can be purchased on Amazon). Immediately prior to your climax, carefully don the Boba Fett mask and have the portable desk light positioned correctly. Upon blasting your partner in the face, whether you shoot or spray, you immediately light up the room with Boba Fett mask covering your face. Subsequent to your significant other wearing your load or spray, you must utter the words "This is the way." Best done under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.

Ted: How was your night, did you finally get oral from your girlfriend?

Fred: It was amazing, I blasted her in the face and then when I turned on the lights I was wearing that Boba Fest mask you got me. Total MandoMoneyShot. They might as well just hand me over the dark saber.

by Moon Chan April 20, 2023

Manpology

The act of not apologising, and just pretending that nothing happened.

John totally freaked out on me last night, but he gave me a manpology so I will pretend that everything is good.

by Kaiser Kittu October 15, 2010

Mandom

the state of being a man

"welcome to the true man's land, the land of Mandom." -Ringo Roadagain

by jojoreference1890 October 26, 2020

manpocket

The unnecessary and mysterious pocket covering the crotch in men's underwear, usually tighty-whiteys. Useful for holding whatever men may wish to keep close to home.

Girl 1: I tried looking for tight and sexy underwear for my boyfriend, but I couldn't find any without the manpocket!
Girl 2: I love a man who wears a manpocket.

by lizfromcanada November 22, 2007