FTOF

Fuck The Old Firm.

The "Old Firm" are two scoccer teams that unfortunatley dominate Glasgow football (soccer), and the Scottish Premier League; Glasgow Celtic and Rangers FC. They have a history of extreme Catholic/Protestant sectarianism, which is still present amongst a section of their supporters today. Many of these supporters are neds. More enlightened glaswegians support Partick Thistle FC. Most civilised people will take the attitude of "FTOF".

"Are you watching the match tonight Tam?"

"Nah, Boab, you must be joking - it's the huns... FTOF!"

FTOF by Mary Hill January 8, 2006

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe 

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

2.5 ft of swaying death 

n
See girth; see length; see width
see also antonio

A penis.

That guy has 2.5 ft of swaying death!

2.5 ft of swaying death by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

ftoft 

meaning literally "fish taco on fish taco"

refers to lesbian scissoring.

That was some mad ftofting we did last night.

How do you suppose ftoft was invented?

Let's get together and ftoft baby.

Seriously, once you ftoft you cant go back.

ftoft by ohyes007 April 16, 2008