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the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!
the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015
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Braden drink 

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.
I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.
Braden drink by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010

BadEndFriends 

Childhood cartoon characters that have suffered through major trauma and have transformed into a twisted version of themselves. There is a very short list of real BEFs, while many that are added by fans are unworthy of the title.
Bipper, a Dipper Pines possessed by Bill Cipher is one of the BadEndFriends.
BadEndFriends by FrostBeast5 October 29, 2019

Bowden Hour 

Person how manages to fit a one and a quarter hours into their 'lunch hour'
Wayne - Wheres Billy?
Grant - He's down the gym
Wayne - How long will he be?
Grant - Probably a 'Bowden Hour'
Bowden Hour by Dorris Davidson February 26, 2009
A filipino term for gayshit but with other dialect.
Poru, Rem and Wincest are badeng.
badeng by NoSSR January 29, 2018

Bordentown 

A town in the 08505 area code of South/Central Jersey.
The town itself is small, but usually the teenagers don't stay there anyway. Consists of a few small delis, a township, and a smaller city dating back to George Washington's time.

The girls in the high school get sluttier every year, while the boys of BRHS (Bordentown Regional High School) get shorter.

Usually everyone who lives in Bordentown has lived there their entire life, no matter how much everyone says they hate it.

It's the best town to live in due to it's close proximity to Trenton, Hamilton, Philly, and NY.
Girl: You live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I hate it.

20 years later

Girl: You still live in Bordentown?!
Boy: Yeah, I moved back here after college because its where all my friends and family live still.
Bordentown by knuckleupbitch February 16, 2010