Chocolate pudding 

If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.

Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.

Chocolate pudding by N340 October 10, 2010

chocolate pudding 

The thing to make when you lose control of your life.

Stu what are you doing?
Making chocolate pudding
Why?
I've lost all control of my life

chocolate pudding by Cobble935 July 16, 2020

Chocolate pudding 

A sweet chocolate flavored custard-like pudding usually thickened with flour rather than eggs.

Pudding, sometimes shortened to "pud" /pʊd/ - any various soft sweet desserts thickened usually with flour and baked or boiled or steamed.

Person 1: "What are we having for dessert?"
Person 2: "Chocolate pud".
Person 3: "YES! I LOVE chocolate pudding!"

Chocolate pudding by Narocia Volkov March 17, 2017

Chocolate Pudding 

When you are having anal intercourse, and you pull your penis out and put it in their mouth and they suck all the feces off of it.

I gave Felicia the chocolate pudding last night!

Chocolate Pudding by SteveA1986 December 28, 2008

chocolate pudding 

A nickname referring to a fat "African American" woman (or man?) who wears clothes that are too small for them. Therefore showing their skin to the world. It then resembles chocolate pudding.

Ewww look at the chocolate pudding on that girl!

chocolate pudding by Hottie4shawtie March 5, 2010

Chocolate pudding 

When you giving a rim job to a black girl whom just took a shit

Yo bro you know that one girl she gave me some chocolate pudding

Chocolate pudding by Niggatoe56 November 16, 2019

Chocolate pudding 

When you poop in her mouth while she is eating ur butt

You said you liked chocolate pudding

Chocolate pudding by {ttv}361yungdan1375 March 1, 2021