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TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.
- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*
TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022
Related Words
tsola Tsolag tsolakis tsolaye tola tolan Toland TSOL Tolani toolage
A romanian alcoholic beverage made of Coca Cola and țuică.
Dinu is so wasted... it must’ve been țcola.
Țcola by Mui3 March 29, 2021
a girl who has a perfect body and is stalked around by fit boys including perverts she's bossy and somtimes quiet.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.
Guy : I saw a girl who had a perfect body shape

Guys friend : oh it must be a tolani
Tolani by tikyle October 31, 2011
The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.
Alan: "I saw Tolani yesturday"
Ed: "wow ur really lucky"
Tolani by opposite June 24, 2012

tsolakis 

The best people from Greece have this last name.
Person 1: "Tsolakis"
Person 2: *cums pants* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Tola is a strong, beautiful warrior woman who is almost like a goddess. She is beautiful inside and out. Get you a Tola who can take charge in battle and rock a runway like it's nobody's business. She likes art and is incredibly creative. She's both fantastically intelligent and cool by everyone's standards. She's also everybody's favourite gal. I mean, she's even my favourite gal. She's so hard working and just generally an angel. It'll be hard for anyone to dislike a Tola. Believe you me.
Person Uno: "Is that Tola!"
Person Dos: "No way! I definitely think she fell from heaven!"
Person Tres: "She's basically a Valkyrie! Strong and gorgeous!"
Person Cuatro: "You serious bro? She's way better then any lame ol' Valkyrie."
Person Tres:...
Person Cuatro:"..."
Person Tres: "You'resorightomgI'msosorry!"
...
Person Tres has been smited for disrespecting Tola.
Tola by Shrekcellent March 23, 2019