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The Kooples 

A French store that has branches in the UK that sells clothes to idiot couples that want to dress so they match each other.

Clothes are generally expensive and stylish and are therefore popular with hipster wankers in areas such as Shoreditch.
A- Hey man, have you seen that new mens blazer in The Kooples store?

B- Yeah, it looks awesome, it's really good value too at £330. Me and my girl were going to get the his and hers version. Luckily I have £800 to spare after someone published a book of my poems from my blog about vintage stuff that no one even knows/cares about.

A- Yeah, you guys are going to look awesome. Remind me not to be seen with you when you wear them.
The Kooples by JRDAWG December 16, 2012

kookfest 

Online forums are often just bizarre anonymous kookfests
kookfest by mirkin July 10, 2003
I looked in the bowl after I took a dump and there were just a bunch of little kooklettes floating.
Kooklette by Aladan May 8, 2007
v. To expound on a subject using "teh crazy"
Therefore, he kookles, the world is currently in a deep freeze and a little warming would be good for us, and entirely tolerable.
n. A Cuban who smells like beets and ketchup.
A koovles sat next to me at the theater and I almost vomited.
koovles by Bruce Reif June 4, 2005
Yea Baby...Suck My Koogles!!
koogles by Darren April 7, 2005