Fifek

a sexy and very gorgeous man who has the biggest dick in all of the universes and timelines that has possibly existed. i don't know how it's possible that this guy is this beautiful en sah de sah

you : hey im fifek

her : *wet pussy* can we fuck steuplait frérot ?

by Chahine05 January 2, 2021

Fifed

A nicer way of saying fuck. Example words: fife, fifer, fifing, fifed

1. Ah i fifing hurt my toe
2. I fifed her up the turdcutter the other night
3.Ahh for fife sake, my girlfriend cheated on me.
4. That cretin is such a fifer

by Chendallrick September 28, 2008

barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.

That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

Firekow

Derived from fire and cow, this mythical manbeast can't spell, posts on PBReview.com, operates a website, and is pretty secksy.

Firekow is the secks.

by Firekow September 5, 2004

Fife

The Kingdom of Fife; a region in the east of Scotland which contains various towns and villages such as Dunfermline, Kirkcaldy, Glenrothes, St Andrews, Cardenden, Cowdenbeath and more farms than you could ever need. Fife is most commonly referred to as a 'shitehole full of inbreds' by the rest of Scotland, most likely due to the fact there is an abundance of cheap council housing, which has made Fife an attractive location for those on low incomes and to those on the dole. This means Fife has been tinged with older generation weegies who cannot afford to live in Glasgow and have thus moved across to Fife, resulting in what seems like a poor imitation of Glasgow and an extremely high number of Rangers and Celtic 'fans'. If you were to walk through a park in Fife, at any night of the week you'd more than likely encounter a group of 14/15 year olds drinking '3 bombs' and shagging in the bushes. It is fairly common for children to leave school at 16 in Fife, either to get an apprenticeship or not uncommonly do a beauty therapy/hairdressing course at a local college. Despite all of this, the shit stain that Fife is known as has chundered out some notable success; Adam Smith, Andrew Carnegie, two professional football teams, the sport of golf and one of the most prestigious Universities in the world in St Andrews University. Those who come from Fife are known as Fifers and common words that appear in Fife conversations include; braw, eh, dinny, ken, mortal, pure, likes.

"Where are you from mate?"
"Fife ken, gonnae go in the shop for us and buy me and ma pals a 3 bomb? Gonnae get mortal and watch the mighty Rangers on ma telly. Could ye get me some johnnys too actually?, might be shagging this pure braw bird the night a met down public the other week eh"

by mrunknown April 22, 2013

Meat fife

That dirty piece of man-meat dangling betwixt your legs.

Barrett, stop being such a meat fife.

by p m s January 8, 2009

Firekills

Firekills is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he is the essential indian guy in the group for diversity, also somehow always gets into memorable quotes (loves mommys)

hey mihoyo, if you want free money just release another mommy in genshin

i will fuck you bro

-Firekills

by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022