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Personal Pan Pizza 

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.
Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

Personal Pan Pussy 

Someone who does not like to participate in pizza parties and/or doesn't like to eat a lot of pizza. When ordering a pizza, they go with a personal pan, consume 2-3 slices on average, and ask for a box. They enjoy healthy, boring toppings such as veggies and eat their pizza with a fork and knife. Cream sauce is usually preferred over marinara sauce.
Bill: "Hey Tim, you wanna get hella pizza pies for the ultimate pizza party tonight."

Tim: "No thank you Bill. I think I will just have a personal pan with veggies. I'm trying to watch my figure."

Bill: "Dude, you are such a Personal Pan Pussy!"
Personal Pan Pussy by PizzaLove September 28, 2010

Personal Pan Pizza 

a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone
Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David

Personal Pan

A penis that has 10 inches of girth and is 1 inch long; The dimensions of a personal pan pizza.
He has a 10 inch cock, but 10 inches *around,* like a personal pan pizza. Only one inch tall for the crust.
"She said she was hangry so I gave her the personal pan!"
Personal Pan by Mufficator May 8, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026