the penias 

the best groupchat ever, with the best people. they have believed the earth is flat, and they eat armpit hair (well mainly cam). it has about 65 people in it and they are chaotic asf! people wish they were in the penias

i wish i were in the penias, they look so fun.

the penias by p*nias asf December 12, 2020

Study For the Penis Test 

verb

1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.

1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"

2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."

Study For the Penis Test by DrMcNinja March 9, 2010

The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.

Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

The Penis Monkey challenge by Johnny Asswipe IV March 8, 2021

the penis game 

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.

Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS

the penis game by sm00shr December 20, 2014

The Penis Swastika Mistake

The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.

Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!

The Penis Swastika Mistake by CaptainOraznatac January 17, 2019

The Penis Of America

The Penis Of America is another name for Florida, USA.

-Where do you live?
-'The Penis of America.'

The Penis Of America by Toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii February 12, 2008

dennis the penis 

Nickname or Stage name of Adult Film Star Dennis Fandrick. Dennis Starred in over 90 films during the late 1980's heyday of straight to video Adult Films. Starring with such adult film actresses as, Stacy Donovan, Janelle Cumming, Christy Canyon and Shauna Grant. Dennis was billed in movies under his stage name, Dennis the Penis and in several early films under the name Dennis Fandrick. He is believed to have left the Adult Film industry in 1990 and is currently working in the Mainstream Hollywood movie industry on the production side of the camera.

1985's "Crystal Balls" starring, Candie Evans and Dennis the Penis.

dennis the penis by fuzzard September 4, 2008