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Fortniteitis 

A disease contracted from playing Fortnite too long. If you go more than 6 hours without Fortnite (excluding sleeping) you will begin to go insane, For a day, you will go completely insane, and for 2 days you will die.

Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times
Guy 1: man did you hear about timmy’s Fortniteitis?
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.
Fortniteitis by CartierV2 June 4, 2022

FoRtNiTe-itis

The name for the sickness of spending all your money on FoRtNiTe.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
You see that guy over there? He makes $100 a day and spends all of it on FoRtNiTe. He's got FoRtNiTe-itis. HE GONNA DIE ALONE BOIS.
FoRtNiTe-itis by RecycledMemes November 30, 2018

Fortnitetism 

A kid who would deadass beat his meat to fortnite porn. A kid who never stops talking, playing, thinking about fortnite. A kid who disrespect their parents due to the game.
"Damn that kid has autism for fortnite"

Me: "No its called Fortnitetism"
Fortnitetism by Faze Sway May 20, 2019

Fortniteting 

To do the stupid game Fortnite.
Hey, I was Fortniteting the whole class!
Fortniteting by Ark Bahamut October 17, 2018

Fortnite-itis

A term used to describe a fucking plays fortnite 24/7
This dude plays fortnite I bet he has the virus, the fortnite-itis
Fortnite-itis by Fortniteboi69 November 6, 2018

Fortnitetis

A disease caused by playing too much Fortnite, basically an STD
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to inform u that, u have Fortnitetis
Guy: WHAT?!
Doctor: You have been playing too much Fortnite