a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.
When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.
I was beating off last week and my left handgot tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.
When one is unsure if the abdominal pressure one is about to release will come out in gaseous form, solid form or some combination of the two, this is described as a 'risky fart', due to the certain degree of danger in the release (the risk that you might follow through).
Curries and other spicy foods are a prime cause of risky farts.
Whew, that was a greatcurry last night. It caused a few risky farts today though.
When a game of risk has resulted in a 4 way stalemate and there is only one way to decide the ultimate winner; after taking a shot of your preferred alcohol you strip of all your clothes and run down to the nearest McDonalds and back screaming "Ore ga ooki chinpo ga aru" (meaning I have a large penis in Japanese).
"Did you see that guy risky running to McDonalds screaming he has a big dick?"