Smorning 

that feeling of disappointment you get when the marshmallow you were roasting got too gooey and fell off the stick and into the fire. Now your smore will take 3 MORE minutes...

Dude 1: "Hey there buddy, you look upset. What's bothering you."
Guy 2: "Nothing. I'm just smorning the loss of the marshmallow I spent 5 minutes trying to get to that perfect gooeyness."
Dude 1: "I am so sorry man..."

Smorning by valoo208 September 25, 2010

smorning 

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

smorning by Iced March 17, 2004

smorning 

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

smorning by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Smorning 

Sunday morning. Used when you wake up after a big night out and can't even pronounce the day of the week.

I woke up smorning butt naked in Corona.

Smorning by codcod November 22, 2011

Smorning 

A festering wound.

"Good smorning everybody!"
"Thanks, asshole"

Smorning by Cramm August 25, 2009

Smorning 

This morning . Short phrase for this morning

How was smorning ?

This morning was great Amanda.

Smorning I’m going to dab . This morning I am going to dab.

Smorning by Momof3bees October 20, 2020

the smorning 

How some people hear (and say) the phrase, "this morning".

Please make a pot of coffee the smorning.

the smorning by Telephony2 September 4, 2025