comorvidity

from: comorbidity Being diagnosed with COVID-19 while also suffering some other physical malady.

"Yeah, shortly after I tested positive I also got food poisoning. Can't image a worse comorvidity."

by d**rd*g October 8, 2020

Comorbidity

The state of having two or more medical conditions at the same time

I have depression and anxiety. This is God’s cruel humor in comorbidity.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Comorbidite

A comorbiditist is an interesting person. They have comorbidities, primarily severe obesity, but stress the importance of vaccine mandates for "science" and "public health". Quite often, comorbititists hold either an elected office and/or have delusions of grandeur in which they talk down to others (elitist) that question their true knowledge of health. This is mostly due to the fact that they are fat, and, literally, have no qualification to talk about health.

hey man, did you see that comorbidite J.B. Pritzker talk about how vaccine mandates save lives? how about he works in a couple of salads so we don't think he's just a shameless, fat ass douchebag in a cheap suit.

by Mister McGibblets February 17, 2022

Cuomorbidity

The simultaneous presence of a disease or medical condition in an elderly patient while residing in a state governed by Andrew Cuomo.

"My grandparents died in a New York nursing home due to Cuomorbidity"

by implicitman January 29, 2021

Comorbiditous Lump

An overweight, has-been, male actor with a drama-queen attitude.

You are a lying like the comorbiditous lump you are.

by 1337noname September 24, 2020

Comorbidititties

When a woman suffers from borderline personality disorder or any other major mental health disorder, but has really nice tits.

Damn, she may be crazy, but she’s got Comorbidititties.

by Heywood Jablowme Sr. February 16, 2023

Comorbidititties

When a woman’s breasts are so nice you end up in the hospital or participating in activities in which you would otherwise not participate.

Doctor: Hi, Mr. Johnson. I’m Dr. Smith. What seems to be the problem?
Mr. Johnson: Hey, listen man, I don’t know. One minute, I’m hanging out with this girl Jessica. Things were going real nice, right? She takes off her shirt and bra…next thing I know, I’m in the hospital!
Doctor: Mmm. Yes. I see. Sounds like a classic case of comorbidititties.

by LoganRed September 9, 2021