Mormon 

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"

Mormon by Mr. Twinkieface September 27, 2020

Mormon 

The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.

Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!

Mormon by TheReelDealMC February 9, 2017

Mormon 

A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"

Mormon by Gloverboy6 January 10, 2010

mormon 

97% of the people in Utah.

.003% of the people anywhere else.

These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.

"Well I usually try to be good, but I'm no Mormon"

mormon by Bex October 11, 2003

Mormon 

The annoying cousin in Christianity

Christian 1: "How was your day?"
Any Christian who isn't Mormon: "I hung out with a Mormon"
Christian 1: "So a long one eh"

Mormon by SimmerDown99 October 19, 2017

mormon 

A guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle usually accompanied by another guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle both wearing yellow backpacks filled with root beer and green jello.

Look! Mormons! Everyone wave!

mormon by fugliest March 10, 2009

Mormon 

The slang term used to refer to members of the LDS religion.

I gave the nice Mormon missionaries cookies, and then told them to go away.

Mormon by Zacrey Monte Hansen March 19, 2005