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Cockinator 

Giant asian dick, which is uncommon, in North Korea!
Kim Jung Il, does not have a cockinator in his pants, meaning, he doesn't get laid.
Cockinator by Blunderr January 31, 2010

COCKINATOR 

cockinator is a machine developed by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz the cockinator is the most pleasing cock ever and will destroy every part of your body
"ahhh yes my perfect creation THE COCKINATOR

Corminator 

Cormac Branagan or the ‘Corminator” is a fictional character from the tv3 series Tallafornia. Cormac may be a renowned playboy inside and outside of the tallafornia house, but by day he moonlights from awesome as a taxi driver. It’s widely known that Cormac is willing to accepting eggs as payment for his cab journeys. His mother is a born and raised, proud Branagan hen, who raised and instilled in him the values of being a crafty cock in the egg selling business. In a recent interview, the philanderer insisted he was taking a break from his lavish lifestyle to focus on his career.
“Only thing I’m layin is eggs y’ano, gotta make the dollaaa”
The Tallaght local is quite a respected businessman at his home of Old Mac Donald’s farm and has seduced many a lovely hen there. Here a hen. Anywhere a hen-hen..

Hence, his understandable cockiness when he once stated; “I could mooch any bird”

Cormac was introdouched into the modeling industry at a young age. Since then he has appeared in numerous magazine and television commercials. His big screen debut came in a Kellogg’s promotion, in which, Cormac posed as the iconic cock, earning him the nickname ‘cormflake.’
“Would ya look at that dick on my cereal box”?

“No man, that’s the cock from tallafornia”

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"The Corminator"
Corminator by Amzz112 August 4, 2012

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016

cockanator 

1. a male who destroys other male cocks.
2. a male who is extremely good looking; hence, destroying the competition of other male cocks.
He's such a cockanator.
cockanator by define it now January 19, 2009

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis
you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it
Cockulator by Johnny sons December 11, 2021