vonker

someone who lies too much

you are such a vonker

vonker by appie070 September 21, 2020

Volker 

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches

Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009

Vodker

Vodka, as pronounced by an Aussie.

"I'll have a vodker and Coke to go, please."

Vodker by Badwig May 28, 2016

vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.

Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!

vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011

vonderhaar 

The act of raging from bullshit in Call of Duty Multiplayer

Are you kidding me!
Look at that vonderhaar! Goddamnit.

vonderhaar by VinexNike February 26, 2013

vonderhorst 

When someone coughs you say vonderhorst. sort of like a bless you when someone sneezes.

*cough*
VONDERHORST

vonderhorst by camelbakblondies December 5, 2011

david vonderhaar

Bald guy who is responsible for call of duty multiplayer. He causes lag issues and trolls players on multiplayer. Sometimes he will go as far to trolling zombie players

David Vonderhaar! You made me lag out Vondy!!!

david vonderhaar by Pot_Natrick May 11, 2016