The greatest shit of your life. Clenching you
cheeks on the way to the toilet, praying you make it on time. When those sweet buns finally touch the seat an overwhelming feeling of
pride and relief overcomes you and
one cant help but squeel in satisfaction.
Mike:
dude i heard some
pretty wierd noises coming from the
bathroom.
Chris: oh i was having a buttgasm
Mike: you know how i know you're gay?