Dryheria

Noun
1 - A sensational affirmation that you did not shit your pants or shart.
2 - A fart so sneaky you act as if you had just shit yourself, but when you check your undergarments you have not.

Antonym - Shart

"Those baked beans were great, but think I sharted... runs to bathroom checked undergarments thank goodness it was only Dryheria."

Dryheria by MFGroon August 27, 2020

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Drygerian

A citizen of Nigeria or Algeria who personifies dry by being utterly uncool, boring and unfunny.

That drygerian just killed this conversation with his poor joke.

Drygerian by Bomb Diggity Fresh May 13, 2010

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Dryheria • Dryeria • Drygerian

Dryeria

Its what happens when you open the dryer door while it is still tumbling and bunch of cloths spill out on to your feet.

As Andy rushed around getting ready for work he opened the dryer door only to feel the warm dryeria hit his feet

Dryeria by KingDonk December 29, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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