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Pigney Spears 

A fat, washed up pop singer from Louisiana, Britney Spears, aka, Pigney Spears is best known for her nasally, out of tune voice, her lip syncing in concerts, her love of cheetos and Venti frappuccinos, her stained clothing, her chain smoking, her bitten down, half polished nails, her acne filled skin, and her terrific marriage to K-Fed.

Most recently known for going bat shit crazy, shaving off her hair, gaining 50 pounds, losing custody of her kids, failing career, showing off her gross vagina in public, yelling out "mah pussy is hanging out" in concert. She knows how to keep it classy.

Call Christina "Floptina" all you want, but at least she isn't a train wreck like Pigney. she never lost custody of her son.
We went to see Pigney Spears in concert and all she did as stand there and lip sync!

Pigney Spears has the skin of a 46 year old woman

Pigney Spears is bat shit insane
Pigney Spears by xtina420 May 2, 2010
The act of being totally and completely owned
Wow, I got my ass Pizoned

Andy's Rasta hat doesn't pizone the ladys.
pizoned by Jared Fraser June 3, 2006
A wild pig-like creature that features eyebrows with a constant expression of anger.
Since I was only paying attention to the psylogs present in the room, a plethora of pigners scurried about my feet, trying to get my attention.
pigner by 'tavi November 12, 2003
White people who fuck their cousins and love masturbating to their moms
He was caught Masturbating to his mom, what a pigner
Pigner by IGoByCynkoy October 28, 2019

pizznesia 

The inability to recall how good a pizza restaurant is compared to others you have tried - even if you've been there multiple times.
I dunno about Lucio's, I'm pretty sure their dough is the worst, or was that Luigis? I have total pizznesia.
pizznesia by Pikminja September 25, 2023
Pizoned - (PIH-zOH-ned)

1. To be uber pwned
2. To be much better than another person/(s) at something.
Damn, i got 5 headshots on you in a row. You just got pizoned!
Pizoned by Cable330 February 28, 2010