Not-Homie

When you're a Not-Homie, you're betraying the bro code, and simply just ain't complying with da boys. A.K.A. a little simp, who sucks cock like my boy Simon Devis.

-"Yo Jeff! Go get me a beer"
-"Na Dawg"
-"DAMNNNN, you for really being a Not-Homie right now.

Not-Homie by peepee destroyer June 3, 2020

he's not home right now 

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.

I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.

he's not home right now by pentozali February 28, 2008

I’m not home 

The excuse that chey and I use in order to not give Jenna Galasso homework that she never does.

Jenna: can I have the math
Me+chey: I’m not home

I’m not home by Lilbabypeep05 February 8, 2019

Homies not homos 

When you’re flirting with your homie but you don’t wanna make it gay

“Bro are we ‘boutta kiss right now?..”
“Calm down Christopher we are homies not homos”

Homies not homos by Mark Lee simp December 12, 2020

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED) 

whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt

I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).

the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED) by pdtd April 12, 2022

not enough attention at home syndrome

uses twitter, instagram, tiktok, probably tumblr. part of lgbtq+. wants a nose piercing. begs for attention continuously.

damn bitch you really got that not enough attention at home syndrome huh? that why you want a nose piercing?

not enough attention at home syndrome by blayz00 September 20, 2020

Do What YOu Want With THose Four Video Home Systems...Miniature Or Not 

Do What YOu Want With THose Four Video Home Systems...Miniature Or Not

Do What YOu Want With THose Four Video Home Systems...Miniature Or Not

Do What YOu Want With THose Four Video Home Systems...Miniature Or Not by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025