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Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel! Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's?

Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn

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1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.

Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts
Beat nuts! the feuer broke!

myles is a beat nut

what a beat nutter, he won't throw down for buddha
Beat Nuts by bumpea April 29, 2010

beat it to a nubb 

way of describing having sex with a girl.
way to describe wanting to fuck a hot girl.
dude she is so hot, i would beat that to a nubb. !!!

i would beat it to a nubb!!

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026