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oh jesus 

when shit is getting too shitty
oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat

Uh Oh Jesus 

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.
Uh Oh Jesus by GregH May 7, 2004

Oh My Jesus 

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS
Oh My Jesus by TurtleLovingZombie August 28, 2010

oh baby jesus

A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"
Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.
oh baby jesus by THESEAREREALWORDS December 14, 2017

Oh Lawd Jesus 

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"
You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!
Oh Lawd Jesus by Vite May 4, 2014

Oh My Jesus Fuck 

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected
"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"
Oh My Jesus Fuck by Jackstepher January 9, 2008