Dirty Jac

The act of sticking a popsicle all the way up a females cooch until climax and then offering it to your friend without telling him where it has been.

Haha dude I just pulled a Dirty Jac on Brent he’s so dumb

Dirty Jac by MouthPen April 30, 2020

dirty jackson 

A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.

"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."

"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.

dirty jackson by yabba dabba dooo September 10, 2008

Dirty Jack 

When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.

I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.

Dirty Jack by greasy ballers November 8, 2021

dirty jaci 

That one freaky cat lady who the slap of her ass cheeks alerts the guards because she’s dummy thiccccc. She could throw that ass back in a circle and cause a worldwide seismic wave. She also got cute cats and could run me over.

Damn if only the world had more dirty jaci’s

dirty jaci by Yarma April 16, 2020

Dirty Jacob

Sticking your tongue down the throat of a girl, whilst her ex is 2 metres away

You pulled a dirty Jacob last night and then ran off with her

Dirty Jacob by King82 June 19, 2020

Dirty Jace 

When a man covers his dick with toothpaste and proceeds to brush a girl's teeth.

Person 1: Dude I gave her a Dirty Jace last night.
Person 2: "Sweet."

Dirty Jace by dopetits May 7, 2009

Dirty Jack 

The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner

“Wow Brayden just performed a dirty jack!”

Dirty Jack by Braydenscoochie420 November 20, 2018