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Dirty Maura 

When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowls and has to wait till her next shit to get it out
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating... Got some good AA batteries”

Her: “ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”
Dirty Maura by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020

Dirty Maura 

When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowels and has to wait till her next shit to get it out.
Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating up there... das some good AA batteries”

Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”
Dirty Maura by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020

Dirty Mara 

When you take a vienna sausage and stuck it up your vagina, then queef it onto a plate, then serve it to your partner.
Anyone hungry? I can serve up a dirty Mara.
Dirty Mara by Petero808 November 17, 2020
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026