Sperglary 

A woman who takes sperm from a used condom and later inserts it into herself in an attempt to get pregnant, usually without the "donors" knowledge or consent.

Shaquisha went into the hotel room after the millionaire left, and committed the sperglary when she took the used condom in the trash can.

Sperglary by Bigfoot boomer April 12, 2020

Spurglar 

A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.

You know he never wanted a baby. She tricked him. She is a spurglar.

Spurglar by Jay Fro August 26, 2013

sperglord

Internet caricature of typical self diagnosed aspergers suffering shutin that has to provide input on everything and anything in the most obnoxious, self unaware, or creepy manner possible.

See Crucifixion in anime page on wikipedia

Or just wikipedia which is edited by sperglords

sperglord by vaguba December 6, 2009

Sperglord

Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.

World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.

Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>

Sperglord by lolsperglords November 8, 2011

spergery 

also written 'spergery, with an apostrophe

1. a. describes something having to do with Asperger syndrome, or extremely nerdy, obsessive, or social-skill-lacking behavior.

2. n Asperger's like behavior or atmosphere. Describes an activity nobody with a life/social skills would or should attempt. Examples include spending hours with spreadsheets figuring out the inner workings of an online game, or trying to get Linux to work. Not being able to take a joke about Linux would certainly fall under this term.

"Funny how the whole EV thing is almost unmentioned in the game itself and it took internet 'spergery to figure out how the leveling system really worked." From a Warhammer 40,000 forum

“Foobar requires so much spergery that even I could only stand to use it for like a day.” （describing a highly customizable music player)

on religion: "Higher IQ people with 'spergery tendencies don't care about this, because they have no need to connect with any community."

spergery by gunbladezero May 17, 2010

Spergbaron 

A person who Spergs out so much that they have mastered the act and are so adept at doing so that they believe it to be normal behaviour.

Haha that guy demanding they change the tesla back to its pre nerf state while crying all over the forums is such a spergbaron!

Spergbaron by el ramo August 21, 2010

Spurglar 

A woman who steals sperm to "accidentally" fall pregnant. Sperm bandit.

Terry: How did Johno pull that smoking hot bird?

Justin: Mate she is getting on with age I suspect she is a spurglar.

Spurglar by judmeister August 31, 2013