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Eren Jeager 

1. Sexy war criminal with pretty privilege that really doesnt want to do what he is doing but he has no choice lmao. People highly misunderstand this motherfucker (not literally)and literally the only thing he needs is a fucking hug. Give this piece of shit a hug please.

Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha
"Man you dumb as fuck, that was so Eren Jeager of you"
Eren Jeager by notgaybutprobablygay February 25, 2021
Combination of Jesus and an eagle; creator and ruler of everything. Traditional renditions show him having a human lower body, wearing a robe and sandals, and a big-ass eagle head.
If you piss jeagle off, he will peck your eyeballs out with his beak. For eternity. Better play it safe and do what he says.
jeagle by jeaglefreak001 October 24, 2008

jeagerbombtastic 

To be an angry German boy that's loose and tight at the same time
Shadis: Well, sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you Jeager! You're all loose and tight at the same time. JEAN! Why can't you be more like JEAGERBOMBTASTIC over here??

Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
jeagerbombtastic by SlyRivai December 18, 2015

The Eren Jeager 

During intercourse doing doggy style before ejaculation you bite your hand as you pull out and nut on her back and start to roar
Yeah bro i finished her with the eren jeager
Really bro
Yeah
The Eren Jeager by Miyamura March 27, 2021

Eren jeager 

The main character of Atack On Titan who has gone from being a whiny lil shit to an annoying peace of shit, he wants eldians to loose their pps to do that he will have to touch his brother zeke who is also an asshole and all pps will go poof, in conclusion best main character development ever
Man have you seen what Eren Jeager did?

Yeah hes such an asshole now

jeagerismm 

someone who is super super hot and cool
woah you follow jeagerismm you’re so hot!
jeagerismm by im.thirsty.af March 15, 2021