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Cockapotamus 

Look at him over there showing off...what a Cockapotamus
Cockapotamus by Tvmender April 28, 2017

Cockapotamus 

A male member organ that is nearly as large as the Cockasaurus Rex instead it's just a wee bit shorter but larger & thicker in circumference.
"I tell you what, Sally...Paul like to have destroyed my innards with his cockasaurus Rex but Doug like to have split me wide open with his cockapotamus!"
Cockapotamus by A1FoxxTrott March 16, 2020

Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009

Rockapotamus 

A very small hippopotamus that can fit into your pocket. When needed it can be withdrawn to play music through its mouth

(Still requires all the veterinary care of a regular hippopotamus)
Check it out bro! I've gotta Rockapotamus in my hand!
Rockapotamus by JohnnyRevolver January 13, 2009

Cockopotamus 

One who is so slutty that they are filled so full of cock that they become the size of a hippopotamus. Can apply to both male and female and is only to be used on the sluttiest of people.
Ashley is such a slut, she slept with the whole damn school, what a cockopotamus.
Cockopotamus by Stonedasfuck159 December 5, 2009

Cockapotamous 

Chris, I want you and your cockapotamous to come to my house later.
Cockapotamous by Shmillerz April 28, 2015