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Baby Blanket 

The piece of clothing used to clean up cum after masturbating. example sock, tee shirt, old towel.
As i laid in bed masturbating i grabbed the baby blanket to cum in. After i came i cleaned up with the baby blanket and threw it in the laundry basket.
Baby Blanket by GwarMachine March 5, 2020

baby blanket feelings 

An emotion of when you want to let go or forget something/someone but you don’t want to and it’s never going to stop being a memorable part of your life
I have baby blanket feelings about my ex best friend Louisa

Baby Blanket Trauma 

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

Blanket Baby 

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it
I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.
Blanket Baby by Hela Armon April 8, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026