A cry for help originating in the comic Dilbert after one of the employees is being loud and another threatens to pound his head into his torso. Commonly used by the socially awkward.
Melp! I need to find someone but can't because I don't know how to talk to people!
1. (noun) A person that cannot pronounce the word Melt.
2. (noun) An idiot that thinks highly of themselves.
3. (verb) The action of pushing someone with great physical force.
1/2. "Screw him, he's such a melp!"
3. "You touch me one more time, I'm gonna melp you!!!"
An unappealing object/thing, lying somewhere in between bad and neutral judgment, commonly used for food or a creative product such as a book or movie.