man boobs 

what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.

Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.

Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .

man boobs by Virgin Suicides May 11, 2017

man boobs 

Breasts on a man, either caused by being overweight or having a hormonal imbalance.

Check out the man boobs on Liam R! He needs a bra!
Dude: Hey, Liam, you need a bra, man.
Liam R: Actually, I'm wearing one, just underneath my third roll of fat! Wanna see?

man boobs by Manboobboy May 25, 2006

man boobs 

You morons are all fucking stupid. Gynecomastia comes in two forms, one is caused by obesity where sometimes the fat stores in the chest area, creating breasts in fat men. The other one is caused by a hormone imbalance in men that causes breast tissue to form underneath the nipple area, so even if you are skinny, you can have big boobs. Don't feel bad if you have it, as there is a cure. Most plastic surgeons generally charge $1000-$5000 dollars to do a glandular excision and/or liposcution in that area, removing them.
Many celebrities have it too, like Simon Cowell, for example.

Don't let anybody push you down for having man boobs. Beat their asses or something for twisting your nipples, that's the only way they learn.

man boobs by CheeseAss September 20, 2005

man boobs 

large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze

dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are fucking massive

man boobs by paul March 11, 2004

man boobs 

HOO HOOS!!! also known as titsas, that are used for sqeezing and sexual pleasure for the male species. They can be various sizes and are edible.

"Drew boy has man boobs, they give him hapenis"

man boobs by Tits- Titi May 12, 2003

man boobs 

tits on a man usually characterized by big protruding nipples

Phil Mickelson has man boobs

man boobs by bang, bang Nick Lange July 24, 2006

man boobs 

when a male with a penis has titties the size of a womans. as in the man is fat.

dude, go look up mr. pregnant titties like a woman on youtube.
its a black guy with man boobs!!

man boobs by greeny169 November 3, 2008