scomo 

When you put yourself up for a job, but can't be fucked doing it.

And you think everyday is bring your wife to work day.

He wanted to be PM, but he's just a Scomo

Who the fuck is Jenny??

scomo by 29gts11 January 17, 2020

Scomo 

A person in charge who leaves things to others when a difficult or emergency situation arises.

Shit was going really tits up at work this week so I Scomo’d off to a tropical island for some R&R and let someone else sort it out.

Scomo by Desirager12 December 17, 2019

Scomo 

A person who lacks leadership, accepts no responsibility, and takes credit for other people's work.

Nickname of the Prime Minister of Australia Scott Morrison.

It was a total Scomo: we dropped the ball, denied the problem, had no plan, cut the budgets, and stood in the way; but then we grabbed the credit for "getting it done". "SCOMO!"

Scomo by Quiet Australian December 21, 2019

Scomo 

To shake someone's hand without their consent and against their will.

I Scomo'd her. And when you're a Prime Minister they let you do it. Grab 'em by the hand!

Scomo by aukad January 6, 2020

Scomo 

When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.

To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.

She told me she didn’t want to shake my hand cause I was a dickhead, but I Scomo’ed her anyway.

Scomo by Ms Meow January 6, 2020

ScoMo 

When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.

Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.

ScoMo by Gent Nosh December 21, 2019

Scomo 

When you f*** up the COVID vaccine rollout, pressure a liberal state premier not to lockdown when even a child could see was necessary to continue a zero community COVID transmission strategy then gaslight young people and marginalised groups on national tv they are the reason for the extended nsw lockdown and COVID deaths.

Q: Do you think you actually act like a leader and set up an effective vaccine rollout to ensure the safety of Australians?

A: No, I already helped myself to the sort after vaccine so I’ll probably just Scomo it.

Scomo by Maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour July 13, 2021