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a Candylander 

a Candylander by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2020

Randyman 

Randyman spends most of his time in indoor habitats. The general temperature in which he prefers is roughly 65 degrees fahrenheit with low humidity. His main diet consists of whiskey and vodka. He also smells like Mac'n cheese.

WARNING: Please approach the Randyman with caution. Randyman tends to facebash objects and other human beings at random. At this time it currently unknown as to what causes him to facebash. More scientifical studies are underway as scientists predict that they will have a better understanding about this violent behaviour that is causing the world so much grief.

History:
1961 facebashed John F. Kennedy
1970 facebashed his wife
1974 facebashed a gas station clerk
1976 facebashed the leader of a bowling team
1994 facebashed his way out of prison
1996 facebashed a fire truck
1998 facebashed Willy Wonka
2001 facebashed the twin towers
2002 facebashed the stock market
2011 facebashed Garrett
Garrett: I have a gun and I will kill everyone in this bank if you don't hand over the money.

Randyman: Put down the gun, your unibrow is making people throw up and go blind.

Garrett: You asked for it!

Randyman: *facebashes Garrett* He got what he deserved now everyone can go home safely.

Bank clerk: Omg Randyman is so sexy!
Randyman by iHateWindstream November 14, 2016

Randyanity 

Randyanity is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life, teachings and miracles of Randy Stenglein of Palmdale, known by Randians as the Christ, or "Messiah", who is the focal point of the Randians faiths. Randy Stenglein is known to be the God of the trails. Randyanity is common religion in many mountain biking communities.
Randy’s trails may twist and turn, but have faith in Randyanity and you will find the way.

Candyland 

A slavery plantation owned by a very racist Leonardo DiCaprio, as seen in the movie "Django Unchained".
"I just got me a fine black woman from Candyland."
Candyland by Expert-TechShirt January 8, 2013

Dandyland 

A small place in the mind of a little boys that grants them any and every wish they desire. Dandyland syndrome is a side effect of excessive drug use of cocaine, pot, or even Lunesta. Almost as insane as wonderland.
Hey why are you using Lunesta in the morning. I'm trying to get a membership in Dandyland.
Dandyland by InsaneMonkay June 27, 2011

Candyland 

A geographical area of near-complete safety; and sometimes, as a result, very little "real" adventure- much like the gameplay in the classic board-game Candyland.

This term originated from Ultima Online, a massively-multiplayer online role playing game (MMORPG, like World of Warcraft, etc), the term "Candyland" was given to a region "Trammel" where the player could not be killed by another player. Typically it was intended in a derogatory manner by aggressive players ("Player Killers" aka PK's) but could also be used in a neutral or positive tone.
I moved to a new neighborhood and now it's like I'm living in Candyland.
Candyland by rhadiem November 20, 2009