Cole Johnston

The sexiest human being on the planet. The moment you look at his infectious smile and dazzling green eyes you start to realize that this is no ordinary man, this is a god. A god with the power of all the gods and goddesses of the heavens. He truly is the most sexy, charismatic, beautiful human being on the planet.

God damn!!! Close Johnston is looking extra sexy today. You know, I may be straight, but I can’t help but wonder what his balls taste like. I’m guess strawberry or red wine. Cole Johnston sure is one sexy man.

Cole Johnston by Bigdickbill🤤🤤 May 7, 2020

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Cole Johnston

Biggest douche bag you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s the shit because he’s fucked 5 5 whores and plays football. He’s someone you’ll never want to meet.

I was having a good day until that kid Cole Johnston walked in. He punched me in the face as he walked by

Cole Johnston by Efaulkn December 9, 2019

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Cole Johnson

A faggot who watched gay porn and acts gay cause he is

Broo that is a total Cole Johnson move

Cole Johnson by Frontier fake bitches October 28, 2019

Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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