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Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

Mumblesped 

It is a term used for people who mumble a lot and are in the special education class (can be used as a nickname)
Justin, you are a Mumblesped
hey, Mumblesped get over here!

Cheese mummies

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?
Cheese mummies by Smau November 24, 2017
Mumbles is a character by Edbassmaster on YouTube. Born in the 60's in Malt Lickie, Texas; he often has trouble communicating with people and often gets frustrated.
Mumbles: Can you put malt lickies on that?

Car Salesman: No, I'm not going to put anything on it.

Mumbles: Well, can you bartle doo the price?

Car Salesman: The price? $12,000.

Mumbles: Right, but can you bartle doo?

Car Salesman: I'm not sure what you mean by that word.

Mumbles: Well, can you just kaypomasodums with the malt lickies?

Car Salesman: No, if you buy, you do it.

Mumbles: I'm gonna buy it! Just kaypomasodums with malt lickies!!!

mumbles menino 

Term coined by Boston radio talk show host Howie Carr for Thomas Menino, mayor of Boston since 1993. His tounge is way to big for his mouth leading to such phrases (and their meanings):
pottah pot- porta potty
wollin walli- rolling rally
ar chieve- achieve
bee yahn- barn
youse- you (plural)
well...you get the picture
Mumbles Menino is wicked retahted...but his botched quotes ah pissah!
mumbles menino by IPC November 14, 2005

macaroni mumbles 

When one is drunk, makes macaroni and cheese and proceeds to mumble while consuming it.
John: How's that mac and cheese?
Mike (with the macaroni mumbles): prmmmty fmuckinnmm gmoodm
macaroni mumbles by xMilkman July 18, 2009