mummies

Downright stanky gas resulting from the digestion of fast food.

Taken from "What, did you cook, eat, and shit a mummy?"

Mike's got mummies. Everyone clear out.

by Sarah Correia March 4, 2004

Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)

You are such a mummies little man

by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.

Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017

Cheese mummies

When you jizz in your mouth

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?

by Smau November 24, 2017

Grundle Mummies

When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle.

Sidedoor Sally was going down on me and became disgust when she found my grundle mummies.

by Tit Whale January 16, 2009

lobster mummies

typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.

you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.

by mrbukkake March 17, 2013

fairy mummies

little ancient dickheads

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015