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Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.
hey,i love you so
please let me go MARTINA
Martina by iloveyouso November 21, 2021

Mason The Martian 

Have you heard of Mason the Martian he makes the best videos
Mason The Martian by Rainy boiiii October 15, 2020

Martinar 

To say something completely unrelated in response to a question.
Person 1: How is your homework coming?

Person 2: I don't want a cheese bagel.

Person 1: you just pulled a martinar
Martinar by James1202 August 2, 2012

Martina Krašna 

Woman named Martina Krašna, also known as "MC Lukcva". Who came to the scene with her educational video "števila 1 do 10"

Years later she won her first platinum song with "jezus hvala ti"
She is proudly preeching the word of god and at the same time breeding as fast as possible with currently 8 kids and one destroyed vagina.
"Dej Frncjt upali en jezus hvala ti, wd Martina Krašna." -slovenian phrase.
Martina Krašna by Enfant123 March 26, 2021

Martian Law 

A system similar to martial law but more wild, like Mars.
Martian Law by Doc Savage217 June 1, 2009

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.